Cool Stuff to Buy

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Noah’s Alphabet Garden

Click here to buy my new book on Amazon!

In the media

Gardening Guru Pens Kids’ Book
by Matt Kettmann
for The Santa Barbara Independent
Mr Greenjeans on KCSB
Listen to me being interviewed on the radio!


The book is also available for purchase at:

Tecolote Book Shop, Santa Barbara, CA

Chaucer’s Bookstore, Santa Barbara, CA

Vices & Spices, Santa Barbara, CA

Lotusland, Montecito, CA

SB Botanic Garden, Santa Barbara, CA

Upstairs at Pierre Lafond, Montecito, CA

Island Seed & Feed, Goleta, CA

Tucson Botanical Garden, Tuscon, AZ

Tohono Chul Botanical Gardens & Galleries, Tuscon, AZ

Retailers interested in carrying this book in their store, please click here to send an email.



Get it Right! Get Mulch!


Short Sleeved T-shirt

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Show them what you’re made of with this high quality tee. “Got Mulch” on the front, Mr. Greenjeans logo on the back. Available in ash grey. 99% cotton. 1% something else. As always, gluten-free. Medium, large or x-large – please let me know which you’d like when you order.



Long Sleeved T-shirt

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Same quality shirt as the short sleeved tee but better for those cool nights, that formal garden outing or the special composting event. Ash grey. 99% cotton. 1% something else. Also gluten-free. Medium, large or x-large – please let me know which you’d like when you order.





Bumper Sticker

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Didn’t feel the Bern? Want to Bump the Trump? Hilary too shrill-ery? Replace them with “Got Mulch”. This quality sticker will let them know where you stand. Put one on your laptop, pad, notebook, compost bin, chicken coop, potting bench and, oh yeah on your bumper. Available in forest green with white lettering. Measures 3 3/4” x 7 1/2”.





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